I thought about calling this thread 'oh dear god' or 'what has the world come to' but you have to laugh really there are TWO bids on this thing...
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=16042&item=5200649111&rd=1
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=16042&item=5200649111&rd=1