Tight squeeze for a fat boy

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BOD

Bushcrafter (boy, I've got a lot to say!)
Many thanks to all those who helped me with caving technique advice at http://www.bushcraftuk.com/forum/showthread.php?t=51132

I thought you might like to know how we fared so here is a report of our 3day 2 night trip. 24 16-17 year olds doing their DOE Award, 2 teachers, 1 tag along teacher’s husband (me) and a guide.

Camp site was at the edge of the forest. We did a long walk through secondary jungle, lots of palms and bracken to a stream where the kids cooked lunch.

Bloodied by the leeches – the jungle’s baptism by blood

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Guide eating lunch. (Top bloke)

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These kids were fresh to the bush in many cases and, being young, did not listen to advice on how to pack their kit. They had difficulty remembering things despite being told a dozen times.
The lead teacher is a let-them- learn-the-hard-way believer and that was refreshing. The kids were nice and well-behaved –a couple whined and a few others felt stretched by the effort of carrying their packs but generally pleasant company

We traced the creek down stream. This was good fun. There was some exposure in the small gorges but no fixed ropes and they had to rely on vines and rattan. Its very slippery and harder than it looks

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The second night was hard as some had wet sleeping bags (strapped them on the outside while river tracing!) and wet clothes (not bothering to waterproof them!). (I’ve done dumb things like that so I can’t be harsh on them. I thank the instructors who left me in wet gear in winter – I’ve never made this mistake again.)

Day two we went to a cave. Not wild caves quite the opposite in fact, but we detoured to do adventure caving. These are caves above ground in some limestone hills.

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There were some nice critters inside - Cave crickets, centipedes and a cave racer snake.

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Nice formations too and some chambers with skylights showing the hills and forest above us.

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Could I get through the tight passages I was worrying about?

Well this is me looking glum after trying.

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I tried on my back and with one arm and shoulder extended over my head and a few different angles of attack.

The opening was like a flattened diamond. I had space to the side but a low clearance. Had to have head on the side. Each time the lowest section stuck on my chest. Only way through was to exhale and move but I could see more tight sections ahead and figured that to reverse through a series of tight squeeze was not worth it as the guide had told me a tighter one was ahead. I’d just delay the trip.

This is what I was trying to get into

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Psychologically it wasn’t a problem but concentrating was hard as the cave water had something that felt like sea-lice bites all over your body. Anybody have any idea what this could be?

The kids were beanpoles and had little trouble size wise. No fat or big kids The guides and teacher were all small and about 5’4” max.

Still I had a good time. Going back I was able to spend more time poking about in the cave.

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Spider web. Why are they so erratic? The spider can’t see in the dark?

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Thanks for your help and for reading.
 

The Cumbrian

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Excellent.

I had a similar experience when I was an apprentice. At the end of our first year, we were sent on an "Adventure Week", doing different activities each day. One of them was caving, and we were taken to a cave near Ingleton. This cave has a feature called the Cheese Press, and even though I was the biggest in the group, I was assured that I'd fit through.
After twenty minutes of huffing, puffing, straining and swearing, I was dragged back out by the ankles and shown the long way round.
 

oetzi

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These kids were fresh to the bush in many cases and, being young, did not listen to advice on how to pack their kit. They had difficulty remembering things despite being told a dozen times.
The lead teacher is a let-them- learn-the-hard-way believer and that was refreshing.
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Thank you for sharing the great story and those pics.
makes me half-wish (those leeches!) to be there, too.

On the subject of making ones one experiences, we all did that, thinking the sun were shining out of our bum-hole and so having to re-learn the same boring stuff as a generation before us.
One really wonders how humanity made it so far, evolution-wise!
 

Zingmo

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Makes me yearn for the days of my youth - it'd be good to get the furry suit out for a bit of thrutching!
 

Everything Mac

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looks very interesting -

the first and only time i went caving i ended up causing severe damage to my knee.
not my thing these days.

great pics though mate- thanks for sharing.

andy
 

Beorn

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Locks great :You_Rock_! This is what should be done with kids and youths! We do this under the Swabian Alb, it's a bit cold, but always challenging (especially for me and my 95kg around my waist :lmao:).
 
Wow! I always look forward to your pictures and these are awesome!! Thanks for sharing them. I have spent a good bit of time under shelter rocks and going a little ways into caves but squeezing and forcing my way into tight passages has never been my thing...then again I'm not exactly small either. At 6 feet 3 inches, and 275 pounds I don't fit in many tight places :)
 

1972

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Nice post bod
That looks like a great trip and there are some interesting creatures in those caves.
That tight squeeze would have given me the creeps though!
 
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Oh my gawd, NO NO NO NO, Just dont do it, went pot holeing at Cheddar gorge when i was in the scouts "many moons ago" until then i dont think i was claustraphobic, now just looking at pictures of it just make me feel icky, just the memory of going down hill head first through stupidly small spaces with water running all around you for what seems like forever with people in front and behind is NOT i repeat NOT fun.
Fair play to you fella.:You_Rock_
 

BOD

Bushcrafter (boy, I've got a lot to say!)

TeeDee

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:lmao: Not that little centripede. These are 3-4 times bigger.

http://scienceray.com/biology/zoology/bizarre-cave-dwellers/

Still I am glad that I only encountered them. If I encountered the one below there would be a minor earthquake as I struggle to get out of the passage fast.

I've seen them before but not this time.

let David Attenborough introduce them. Fast ********

http://www.buzzhumor.com/videos/2090/Giant_Centipede_vs._Cave_Bat


Nope your right , not those!! They are a type of Scutigera i think?! Looks like a great cave system for a good old nose around.
 

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