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Nagual

Native
Jun 5, 2007
1,963
0
Argyll
My ham sandwich was very limp from wet lettuce and pouring rain, as per normal.
I put it near the fire. Aliens landed nearby to investigate my
 

Bushwhacker

Banned
Jun 26, 2008
3,882
8
Dorset
My ham sandwich was very limp from wet lettuce and pouring rain, as per normal.
I put it near the fire. Aliens landed nearby to investigate my rectum. It hurt.
 

tjwuk

Nomad
Apr 4, 2009
329
0
Cornwall
My ham sandwich was very limp from wet lettuce and pouring rain, as per normal.
I put it near the fire. Aliens landed nearby to investigate my rectum. It hurt. But not as hot coals feel
 
Oct 6, 2008
495
0
Cheshire
My ham sandwich was very limp from wet lettuce and pouring rain, as per normal.
I put it near the fire. Aliens landed nearby to investigate my rectum. It hurt. But not as hot coals feelwhen strategically placed
 

hiho

Native
Mar 15, 2007
1,793
1
South Yorkshire
My ham sandwich was very limp from wet lettuce and pouring rain, as per normal.
I put it near the fire. Aliens landed nearby to investigate my rectum. It hurt. But not as hot coals feelwhen strategically placed on top of
 

Tony

White bear (Admin)
Admin
Apr 16, 2003
24,174
1
1,931
53
Wales
www.bushcraftuk.com
My ham sandwich was very limp from wet lettuce and pouring rain, as per normal.
I put it near the fire. Aliens landed nearby to investigate my rectum. It hurt. But not as hot coals feel when strategically placed on top of my prized knife
 

Mesquite

It is what it is.
Mar 5, 2008
27,889
2,940
62
~Hemel Hempstead~
My ham sandwich was very limp from wet lettuce and pouring rain, as per normal.
I put it near the fire. Aliens landed nearby to investigate my rectum. It hurt. But not as hot coals feel when strategically placed on top of my prized knife and inserted deeply
 

Siberianfury

Native
Jan 1, 1970
1,534
6
mendip hills, somerset
My ham sandwich was very limp from wet lettuce and pouring rain, as per normal.
I put it near the fire. Aliens landed nearby to investigate my rectum. It hurt. But not as hot coals feel when strategically placed on top of my prized knife and inserted deeply into my ear
 

maddave

Full Member
Jan 2, 2004
4,177
39
Manchester UK
My ham sandwich was very limp from wet lettuce and pouring rain, as per normal.
I put it near the fire. Aliens landed nearby to investigate my rectum. It hurt. But not as hot coals feel when strategically placed on top of my prized knife and inserted deeply into my ear. The smell was
 

Tony

White bear (Admin)
Admin
Apr 16, 2003
24,174
1
1,931
53
Wales
www.bushcraftuk.com
My ham sandwich was very limp from wet lettuce and pouring rain, as per normal.
I put it near the fire. Aliens landed nearby to investigate my rectum. It hurt. But not as hot coals feel when strategically placed on top of my prized knife and inserted deeply into my ear. The smell was really mouth watering
 

relfy

Nomad
My ham sandwich was very limp from wet lettuce and pouring rain, as per normal.
I put it near the fire. Aliens landed nearby to investigate my rectum. It hurt. But not as hot coals feel when strategically placed on top of my prized knife and inserted deeply into my ear. The smell was really mouth watering. "Ok" I said
 

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