I heard a ruckus in the middle of the night and got up and out into the nature walk that runs parallel to the side garden. The d*mned cat had gotten treed by a fox and had no intention of coming down. The fox bolted when I appeared but the cat just sat up there greetin'. I knew that 3am was so *not* a good time for this so I calmy & very quietly coaxed her down from 30' up a sycamore tree. All sounds fine, yes? Except I'm wearing a white linen chemise that I'm trying to soften by wearing it to bed and washing it everyday, and it's kind of misty down there by the burn...and our friendly neighbourhood poacher came upon this apparition in a white goonie, whispering in the mist, "Come on, come down to me; come on, you know you want to...." and he bolted with a screech that gave me a he** of a fright and chased the blasted cat back up the tree.
His demented wife told me the next day about the ghostly white lady that had her husband drink a bottle of whisky in the night to try to ease his terror of being lured away
and he still only goes on that path in the dark with two dogs with him
and my husband slept through the whole thing!
Moral of the story......wear pyjamas!
Cheers,
Toddy