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My daughter kills her self laughing every time that one is on tv.
My wife's friend had a baby , I thought that they called it Gary Rhodes but it turns out she is called Darrie Rose !
She is now 5 and still gets called Gary ftom time to time.
Craig.........
My wife's friend had a baby , I thought that they called it Gary Rhodes but it turns out she is called Darrie Rose !
She is now 5 and still gets called Gary ftom time to time.
Craig.........
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Thanks to Tom Shields.
An Ontario linguistics professor told his class:
"In English, a double negative forms a positive. In some languages though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double possative can form a negative."
To which a Scottish voice piped up from the back:
"Aye right."
An Ontario linguistics professor told his class:
"In English, a double negative forms a positive. In some languages though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double possative can form a negative."
To which a Scottish voice piped up from the back:
"Aye right."
Born in Chester, raised in Ayrshire, worked in Glesga, uni in Ehberdeen and now live and work in Embra - loving all these, keep 'em coming!
A Glasgow lad had moved to Edinburgh and thought he'd gotten the "You'll've had your tea?" brigades accent down pat. He'd met a lass and decided to stock up on supplies at the local chemist to keep himself smelling sweet.
After looking round the asked the posh looking lady behind the counter "Deodorant please misses?"
To which the Morningside lady replied "Ball or aersol?"
Shocked the young weegie stammered "Eh no misses it's fer under ma arms."
After looking round the asked the posh looking lady behind the counter "Deodorant please misses?"
To which the Morningside lady replied "Ball or aersol?"
Shocked the young weegie stammered "Eh no misses it's fer under ma arms."
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Oh..........blast! ....coffee/keyboard interface 
That was funny, it was,.........but the Boss says no smut, so caw canny, eh ? I'm taking this as more 'carry on humour', iimmc
Still laughing, right enough, but I need to find the meths for my keyboard now
cheers,
M
That was funny
, it was,.........but the Boss says no smut, so caw canny, eh ? I'm taking this as more 'carry on humour', iimmc Still laughing, right enough, but I need to find the meths for my keyboard now
cheers,
M
A Glasgow office where a personnel person has been sent from headquaters in England to interview staff for various posts, including that of junior clerical worker. One hopeful young lady enters the room, nervous but keen to make an impresion as an outgoing and chatty sort of person. Pulling at her blouse, where perspiration is evident, she ventures the meteorological comment: "Soafy clammy."
"Come in, Miss Clammy. Take a seat," says the personel officer.
"Come in, Miss Clammy. Take a seat," says the personel officer.
Oh..........blast! ....coffee/keyboard interface
That was funny
Still laughing, right enough, but I need to find the meths for my keyboard now
cheers,
M
And I got away with the Melolontha melolontha post back at #45
The aforementioned deodorant weegie was out on his date wi his keelie at a posh restaurant.
They're pushing the boat out and having starters, and our hero is having melon balls. The waiter glides up and asks: "Would sir like ginger with that?"
Nervous, the lads eyes dart about the room to try and gain some ideas. "Nah, nah. I'll stick tae wine like everbody else."
They're pushing the boat out and having starters, and our hero is having melon balls. The waiter glides up and asks: "Would sir like ginger with that?"
Nervous, the lads eyes dart about the room to try and gain some ideas. "Nah, nah. I'll stick tae wine like everbody else."
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