NO,NO,NO, This is character assassination. You are all useing Photoshop, to destroy one of my heroes. Not on my watch. I don't believe them John. I'm with you mate.
It is Photoshop - in the original I am holding a silver wand!
This year I am playing the king in "The Sleeping Beauty" and not the good fairy transformed into (and I quote) "Something Horrid!"
My costume is all masculine - albeit a floor length robe - and I have just proved my manhood by fathering a pretty little baby girl on a 65 year old Queen (in the panto - not real life!
The Sporks thing - I find sporks of either plastic that shatters or tit - anium total wastes of time and will only use a wooden spork if I want to hold the implement that is already covered in gravy and saliva...
I do not know where the pink bit came from - nor does my wife - but proving that I had used and worn the Sporks raised over £150 for Breast Cancer
I do not know where the pink bit came from - nor does my wife - but proving that I had used and worn the Sporks raised over £150 for Breast Cancer
Get ready with a charity donations site then
the Sporks raised over £150 for Breast Cancer
That has to depend what the mystery parcels contain!
I might want to keep everything for myself....
Any ideas, hints or might they be more sporks?
That's 12...
Why don't you post some pics of all these mystery parcels so we can play at guess the contents
Does she know something you don't or is it you can't be trusted with them?
