London riots

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knifefan

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Nov 11, 2008
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Just a bit :D - Oh and shall we not forget the parents!!!! Do they know where their children are - and why ar'nt they keeping them indoors while this is happening!!!!! Probably hopeing they'll get a new tellie out of it !!!!!!
 

Miyagi

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Aug 6, 2008
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According to the army rumour service the TA are being deployed to deliver chippies and kebabs to frontline plod.

In an attempt to quell the crowds, Police are loading basketballs and fried chicken into water cannon and playing Bob Marley on loudspeaker.

Shame, as I lived in Hackney and worked there - lovely people on the whole.

Liam
 

milius2

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Jun 8, 2009
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"Burn the Babilon", that's what they always wanted. It is what it is and there will be more of it.
Best of luck to all Londoners and beyond, bring out the big guns and show them thugs their place.
 

filcon

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The only thing that will stop this summer madness is torrential rain.I feel for the poor residents.

phil
 
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Miyagi

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Aug 6, 2008
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Send in the Argylls see how much looting they can do with no fingers :)

Brilliant!!!

There were TV appeals for looters and rioters to stay at home.

Well that won't work until they get the plasmas home and plug the things in.

Liam
 

Robbi

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Mar 1, 2009
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my wife worked as a theatre nurse during the '70s and '80s here in Belfast and they always prayed for rain during the marching season, most people stayed inside and their horrific work load was greatly reduced.
 

filcon

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I used to pray for rain on the night shifts and during a heatwave, the heat turns the mob mental.


phil
 
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Miyagi

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Aug 6, 2008
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Good Lord Robbi - according to that map they're setting up tee pees all over London!!!

How long till we see hammocks I wonder?

Liam
 

Shewie

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Dec 15, 2005
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Just been watching the news channels for an hour, what a bunch of disrespectful scrotes.

Shut down the mobile phone transmitters, take Twitter and Faceache off line and send in the army.
 

Paul_B

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Jul 14, 2008
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I went onto teletext on sunday when I got up (late) and heard about it. Seems the looters were also nicking nappies and sports clothing. I had a vision of shell suits and single mothers doing the looting. I mean nappies?? Strange thing to loot I think.

Anyway, keep an eye out on ebay too.

Someone mentioned New Orleans. I still remember the image of a large black man with a huge TV balancing on his head as he waded through the floods up to his chest. Following hime closely (including a wake) was a large crocodile!! Very funny I thought.

Is anyone singing a certain Clash song from their album "London Calling" by any chance? London Calling has a line about London burning but I live by the river!! DO like a bit of The Clash now and again.
 

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