Hello BGAdvocate, welcome to BcUK.
I'm one of the Mods, that means that I am part of the team that tries to keep things moving smoothly on the forum.
While you are welcome to join and participate in the threads and conversations, as Lindsay says, trolling or spamming will not be appreciated.
Usually I'm of the mind that if someone says they want to be banned I'm only too happy to oblige them.
However, bearing in mind that you are a newbie, and that sometimes humour does not translate well, I will give you the benefit of the doubt.
One also has to ask; is Bear Grylls aware that you are using his name ?
Generally such an iconic moniker is in some way copyrighted, especially when used by someone else active in a similar field.
Toddy