Yet another 1000 Post Competition!

[resnikov]

The time has come for me to do a 1000 Post competition.

For some people, a 1000 posts is a glorious mile stone to mark how much knowledge and wisdom they have shared with everyone else, for me it marks lots of pointless drivel and stupid questions asked

And now on to the competition, even with the help of illustrious workmates we could not decide on a single picture so here are the top 3. It’s a simple caption competition, chose any or all of the pictures and leave a caption for it.

My good lady will decide the winning caption next Friday.

The prize for the winner is a set of whoopee slings and 2 soft shackles in any colour you want so long as its grey.

 

[Tank]

Congrats on hitting the 1000 mark.

This Lego app for the iphone takes me back to being a kid.... not much has changed has it?

or

I only stopped playing with Lego as if became more interested in girls, but now i am older i know girls are to hard and more complex to play with and the simple things in life are often the best things to play with. and the best bit is lego does not complain when you put something inthe wrong place

 

[Robbi]

LOL ! good comp mate

my caption for photo number 2...........oi ! will you stop blowing your nose on my dog !!

Robbi

 

[Retired Member southey]

Silent but violent! That'll teach him for nicking all the grey flats.

 

[Tank]

Measuring for the hair transplant was on going, good colour match but this dogs far too small.

 

[Bushwhacker]

Now I want all you gappers, and finger snappers
you toe tappers and you love rappers

say oops upside your head say oops upside your head
say oops upside your head say oops upside your head
pay attention now

 

[Bushwhacker]

The lads 'loved' their Lego sex doll to bits.

 

[Retired Member southey]

resnikov didn't know what it was, he didn't dare look, for fear it may stop, he let the sensation grow like the soft beginnings of a swell at sea, he slowly turned to try a chance a glance at what, or who had given him such a moment of pure delight, FLASH went that incandescent bulb of a camera, A camera that belong to Pixi Molloy ace reporter, Res knew, that although that picture would have caught the one true moment of shear bliss he would feel in his life, it would also do so much damage to him and his loved ones, In a moment he came to a harrowing a final decision............Molloy must....DIE!

 

[Jinsin456]

This jigsaw is a hell of a lot harder than it looked on the box!!

Or

Lego bushcraft starter kit..... Some assembly required

 

[Lynx]

So who's idea was it to take this multi-use sheath to bits in the first place!!!!

 

[resnikov]

The other half is very impressed so far with the captions. so a small bump to try and get a few more captions for her amusement.

 

[beenn]

Told you these multi purpose thingys are bad!!

is that a new shampoo i smell ?

i told you to go left at the last junction!!

 

[Biker]

From the dog: "We have an understanding. He uses me as a hanky, I use him as a litter tray."

D'oh just seen Robbi posted something similar. I'll have another think.

 

[Teepee]

Dog- "Does my bum look big in this?"

"Sorry sweetness, we have to stop. I've just done a turtlehead..."

 

[Harvestman]

"Are you sure dogs are telepathic? The range is awfully short and I'm still not getting anything. There's a truly terrible smell though"

 

[HHazeldean]

'If I can't see you, you can't see me'

or....

'Rover, help,please, I'm scared....'

 

[Spikey DaPikey]

The doggy photo:


I have to put up with all this, and he STILL wont let me go camping with him..

 

[DaveBromley]

Lego Photo

"And so... The building of THE PERFECT WOMAN .....B E G I N S ! !"

Dave

 

[Biker]

"It's a well documented fact that as men get older so their nose hairs become more prolific and thus a problem."

 

[Biker]

The start.

The desired result. assuming they have enough flesh coloured pieces of course.