I had a call this morning (at work in a hospital helpdesk) from a right moaning old bat complaining that the breakfast trays had not been cleared and generally moaning about.......... 'it always gets done at 08:30 and it's now 08:35' moan , moan ,moan........chuffing well moan. Anyway I radioed the catering supervisor and said' "Greg, there's a real pain in the a*se lady on the phone moaning about the breakfast trays. For heavens sake it's only 5 minutes late, can you go up and clear them to keep the old nag quiet".................no problem there............except I forgot to put the phone on mute and she heard every word I said. ........... . 5 minutes later I'm duly called into the office by my manager who actually thought it was quite funny but still asked me to write a letter of apology :11doh: . How about some............. 'The time I put my foot in it' stories.