Choice phrases...

[nickliv]

About as much use as a one legged man in an ar5e kicking competition.

(Friend said of a westfield car) Its as fast as buggery and about as comfortable.

 

[Goatboy]

I doubt this officer will be promoted unless there is a particularly high attrition rate.

 

[copper_head]

Just heard a good one from the hairy bikers,

"that pastry looks tougher than a rhino with a flick knife"

 

[Miyagi]

Useless? Coodny fill a bucket with water if he'd gone down in the Titanic.


Liam

 

[British Red]

This man will go far- and preferably soon

 

[mrmike]

He is proof that evolution can work in reverse. ..

Sent from my boggy hole usong tapatalk 2

 

[Seagull]

On the subject of a self aggrandizing workmate..."had more patter than a thousand flip-flops"

 

[Robbi]

has'nt got the sense god gave a tree stump

 

[Robbi]

seeing a crowd of drunks..............

fuller than a bingo bus on a wet wednesday night.

or....

he was that drunk, he couldn't even bite his own finger !

 

[joejoe]

a face like a bulldog eating a wasp , never trust a smiling hippie . have you ever soon a spoon sweat

 

[galopede]

My mother had a delicate turn of phrase to describe the sharpness of the Sunday roast carving knife to my father who had to sharpen on the doorstep.

"You could ride bare ar$ed to London on this knife..."

Gareth

 

[British Red]

Watch your thoughts for they become words.
Watch your words for they become actions.
Watch your actions for they become habits.
Watch your habits for they become your character.
And watch your character for it becomes your destiny.
What we think, we become.

 

[rik_uk3]

As welcome as a fart in a space suit.

As much use as a chocolate tea pot.

 

[ex Member swampy99]

Nice one I heard when looking at a nice female.

"Ill go through that like lightning through a wet dog"

 

[petrochemicals]

ruff as a badgers

face like a fox licking a wire brush

so tight you'd skin flea's

so tight coal turns to diamonds betwix thou's buttoks

 

[bb07]

Someone that is not much use: what a waste of skin.

-tighter than the skin on a sausage.

-on a scale of 1 to 10, she's a zero.

 

[Imagedude]

Sweating like a glassblower's ****...

 

[11binf]

i always tell the kids under me or the new guy (if you listen to vince you'll live longer!)...i'm an apt. maintance guy and we have a steady flow of new maint. guys come thru...they have to learn A/C ,water heaters etc ,be a master of everything thing in a short time ...some time s they listen sometimes they do'nt...vince 11B INF...

 

[santaman2000]

She was Soooo ugly, she'd make a freight train take a dirt road.

 

[Goatboy]

Yorkshiremen, like the Scots, just with all the kindness and generosity removed.