BushcraftUK Hillbillies
(To the tune of Beverly Hillbillies)
Come listen to ma' story 'bout some bushcraft folks I know
They spend time in the backwoods to make their knowledge grow,
They talk to each other about foragin' for food,
They're informative and funny and sometimes they're crude.
The BushcraftUK place is more than just for chat
It's a place for friends to meet, and to keep on coming back,
The Internet's our common ground and we're all welcome here,
So join our social gathering friend, and be of good cheer.
If you have a problem friend, don't be afraid to share,
We like to know your business, and we really, really care.
We'll give you advice and sometimes point the way,
To a website with the info that'll maybe save the day.
We're hunters and we're fishers and we forage for our grub,
From a shelter in the woods that we built from ferns and shrub.
We light our fires with wooden sticks that we twiddle round and round,
And when our arms are dropping off, we collapse on the ground.
We're trackers and we're campers and we're crackers you can bet,
We like to do the bushcraft thing any chance we get.
Be it sunny, be it snowy be it windy be it fine,
So you can stick your office job where the sun don't shine.
We're doers and we're wishers and we're dreamers and what's more,
We're proud we chose this lifestyle though it sometimes is a chore.
We're gettin' where we're goin' and we'll be there some fine day,
So jump up on the bandwagon, we'll help you find the way.
Atlantic to the North Sea, way up north to way down south,
Distance is no object when you have a virtual mouth.
So tell to all and sundry what you really want to say,
And share it here bushcrafter, now y'all have a nice day!
Eric