Not to be crude but my balsa aching with mirth...
Holly carp,the SPG are at the door, they say i can't Conifer with my lawyer,as he's in Cypress on holiday. Wood you believe it.
Cheers Stuart
Well its not good i'm affraid, the Coppicers are on the way, as i Corked here one in the chops.
Cheers Stuart.
Yew might get sequoiastered
Soon he'll be walking the lime...
And all for what? A maidenhaired spindle of a girl. Cherry o matey.OHH, everything went a bit Hazel-y there, as one of them hit me with a trunk-chon. I think i have a Buckeye.
Now they are frog Larch-ing me out the door.
Cheers Stuart.
Are you being charged with high treeson?
AAHHH.. they've closed the door on me, i take it i am being Hem-locked in for the night.
Cheers Stuart.