And the results for the sailing are in: Great Britain have taken gold,
Denmark have taken silver, and Somalia have taken a middle-aged couple from
Doctors in Australia have diagnosed a new condition which they are calling
'Olympic Finger'. Symptoms are pain in the index finger caused by repeatedly
scrolling down to see Australia's medal tally.
Congratulations to Great Britain's Andy Murray for winning gold in the men's
Commiserations to Scotland's Andy Murray for losing the mixed doubles.
The head of the Somali Olympic team apologised for not realising shooting
and sailing are two separate events.
I see the Aussies aren't doing very well in the Athletics. But then, if they
could run, they wouldn't have been Australians in the first place.