Olympic update

[Robbi]

And the results for the sailing are in: Great Britain have taken gold,
Denmark have taken silver, and Somalia have taken a middle-aged couple from
Weymouth.

Doctors in Australia have diagnosed a new condition which they are calling
'Olympic Finger'. Symptoms are pain in the index finger caused by repeatedly
scrolling down to see Australia's medal tally.

Congratulations to Great Britain's Andy Murray for winning gold in the men's
Commiserations to Scotland's Andy Murray for losing the mixed doubles.

The head of the Somali Olympic team apologised for not realising shooting
and sailing are two separate events.

I see the Aussies aren't doing very well in the Athletics. But then, if they
could run, they wouldn't have been Australians in the first place.

[abominable_scouse_monster]

Oh god, I am laughing, while knowing I am going to hell for doing so.

Oddly some Manc made a joke about why didn't the 100 meter team come from Liverpool because our smack heads are so fast, I said yea but yours hold the world record 1.5 seconds from Dole to Smack house on the 100 meters.

/ argument and he sulked the whole day

[Expat]

Congratulations to Great Britain's Andy Murray for winning gold in the men's
Commiserations to Scotland's Andy Murray for losing the mixed doubles.

How true is THAT..???

(edit) .. waiting for Toddy to come in on this one.....

[Samon]

Congratulations to Great Britain's Andy Murray for winning gold in the men's
Commiserations to Scotland's Andy Murray for losing the mixed doubles.

How true is THAT..???

haha, I know, that's the bit that made me smile the most!

[santaman2000]

And as expected, the Americans won the sychronized tweeting.