Jesus is walking through the crowds in the market when he hears shouting further down. "Stone the adultress!" they cried.
Jesus walked to the front and put his hand in the air, signalling for the people to stop. "Let thee who is without sin cast the first stone" he declared.
A rock flew from the back of the crowd and knocked the woman square on the forehead. Jesus turned round and shouted "Mother! You really do annoy me sometimes!"
There once was an inflatable boy, who lived in an inflatable world. He went to an inflatable school with an inflatable teacher, and one day the inflatable headmaster summoned him to his office. So the inflatable boy opened the inflatable door, bounced down the inflatable corridor, and went to see the inflatable headmaster. Taking a seat upon an inflatable chair in the inflatable office, the headmaster questioned him. "I hear you've been frollicking with a pin inflatable boy. I'm very dissapointed in you. You've let me down, you've let yourself down, and you've let the whole school down."
A chinese ginger midget walks in to a bar and the barman says "Is this some kinda joke?"
I'll leave now
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Originally Posted by MartinK9
