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    Default What's the worst thing your other half has called you?

    Suitable to be repeated on a forum of course...
    Now while this obviously is not the worst thing I've ever been called by my wife, it still was somewhat of a shocker. She just called me a.... redneck!.
    Why you might ask? I purchased some almost new atv tires for next to nothing from a guy just wanting to be rid of them. They had been sitting outside for who knows how long (several years I suspect) so were quite dirty. Completely covered with bits of grass, dust, dirt and so on, both inside and out. In my defense it was a cold day, nor did I have anything big enough to wash them in so I used what any normal man would...the bathtub. I must admit there was quite a mess, far more than anticipated. In fact, they were a little dirtier than they appeared, as I had to change the water several times. The end result: no harm done, all is cleaned up, both tires and tub!

    Today I needed to treat my boots with Sno Seal http://www.atsko.com/products/waterp.../sno-seal.html After cleaning them I had to get them nice and warm before applying it. I did the what any normal man would have done...I put my boots in the kitchen oven. It heated them up nice and even too, good job!

    So just remember ladies, sometimes your words can be so hurtful
    Okay, let's see now, what else can I do today...:
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    you can,t be a proper `redneck `if you own a `bath tub` !!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nuggets View Post
    you can,t be a proper `redneck `if you own a `bath tub` !!!!
    You're right! See, I just new I warnt no redneck
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    Quote Originally Posted by bb07 View Post

    Today I needed to treat my boots with Sno Seal http://www.atsko.com/products/waterp.../sno-seal.html After cleaning them I had to get them nice and warm before applying it. I did the what any normal man would have done...I put my boots in the kitchen oven. It heated them up nice and even too, good job



    I use sno-seal on nearly all my leather stuff, I've not found anything better. but heating your boots in the oven is not a good idea as the soles might be stuck on with thermal glue & the heat can re-activate it.

    Just a little word of caution




    As for the worst thing my wife has called me.........." gentil"

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    I don't know about the worst (so much to choose from!) but the best thing she ever called me was ...

    Ex-husband :-)

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    Too many things to mention. Most not repeatable on here.
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    My ex other half didn't know who Hendrix was. Of course this is not the reason she is an ex and its not the same but I was horrified nonetheless!
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    Goodness, imagine not knowing who Hendrix was! Everybody knows he was the fat King wot' had loads of wives.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eric_Methven View Post
    Goodness, imagine not knowing who Hendrix was! Everybody knows he was the fat King wot' had loads of wives.
    Ohhhh, thats who he was. I had wondered...
    Stupidity got us into this mess. Why can't it get us out?

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    You're a proper redneck if your house is mobile and the five pickup trucks parked around it aren't.

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    Over here that's called travellers!! Or Gypo's depending on how many times they have stolen something from your house!!

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    none is repeatable on here haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by bb07 View Post
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    Now while this obviously is not the worst thing I've ever been called by my wife, it still was somewhat of a shocker. She just called me a.... redneck!....
    OK, I'm confused. She called you a redneck; but what was the "bad" thing she called you?

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    The worst thing a GF ever called me? Late for supper.

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    The worst thing my wife (and sister in law) ever called me was......."Bear Grylls".
    What is a weed? A plant who's virtues have not been discovered.

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    Drunken Blabbermouth.

    No, no, that was what she called me!

    Just in case anyone thought I was having a pop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blacktimberwolf View Post
    I use sno-seal on nearly all my leather stuff, I've not found anything better. but heating your boots in the oven is not a good idea as the soles might be stuck on with thermal glue & the heat can re-activate it.

    Just a little word of caution
    Thanks, but I only had the oven temperature set to 110F.

    Quote Originally Posted by santaman2000 View Post
    OK, I'm confused. She called you a redneck; but what was the "bad" thing she called you?
    That one can't be repeated here And you're right, being called a redneck is more of a compliment. Does that make me a redneck?
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    i never really know! its always in French and i don't recognise any of the words

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    Stuart....
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    once got called late for my dinner, but the worst was tea belly !, what kind of thing is that to say to an Englishman ?. Needlless to say, i shortend the chain so she could'nt get out of the kitchen..

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    she calls me her "hunter gatherer" normally when i give her some veg or meat which needs a little more prep than the supermarket supplies.
    those who rant and rave demanding i know I'm right, are useally wrong
    "sooner or later i rub everybody up the wrong way"

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    Yer mad , yer crazy , yer no gone oot in that weather ,, Who's no , bye

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    The time she caught me in bed with her best friend was a good one
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    LOL !! I bet !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by udamiano View Post
    i never really know! its always in French and i don't recognise any of the words


    If you want anything translated I 'll be glad to help .... I can also give you some ammo to fire back at her with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shewie View Post
    The time she caught me in bed with her best friend was a good one


    Like when Jerry Hall caught Mick jagger in bed with David Bowie

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    Quote Originally Posted by blacktimberwolf View Post
    If you want anything translated I 'll be glad to help .... I can also give you some ammo to fire back at her with.
    Thanks my French is not bad, but in this case I think ignorance is bliss. LOL
    anyway it amuses me to answer her back in English with completely different answers to completely different conversation. I know its bad, but I just can't stop myself LOL

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    Honest answer, after 3 wives would have to be................ENGLISH!

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