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  1. 23-07-2011, 17:38 #1
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    Default Have a look at this if you need a watch...

    Such a brilliant sales description for this watch...
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    Errrrr whats your name again?
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    That would stay white for a few seconds on my wrist....but I stop wearing a watch years ago..
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    I sense a slight irritation coming from the vendor...

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    You think! I got a vibe of reconciliation in the air!!

    Heck! Man scorned and all that. Shows men can vent too. Good on him. Sell the stuff. Although are storm watches any good? I thought they were those cheapo fashion watches little better than what own brand Next watched are.
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    That's made me smile on a grim Monday morning, thanks for posting!
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    ... I just had a look at it... it's now up to £999,999.00

    And his latest comment

    Q: DAM £999,999.00!!!! Dose it have a built in parachute?
    A: No but it does come with a copy of all the press releases reporting eBay bans, fines and prosecution for shill bidding, fake bidding, spoiler bids and many other snotty sniggering teenager transgressions.
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    That is hilarious.....!
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    LOL....
    Brilliance with a vengeance....
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    Well whatever it was I missed it cos' it's now gone. The first link came back with zero results.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Biker View Post
    Well whatever it was I missed it cos' it's now gone. The first link came back with zero results.
    Ah bum... it's been withdrawn
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