Nonsuch that's certainly a lot easier than building a crannog to escape the midges.
Once the summer holidays are almost finished, check all the shops when the "back to school" stuff makes an appearance.
Look for those stainless steel pencil sharpeners with the two holes, one big and one small.
I use "pencil sharpened" twig shavings as tinder instead of a feather stick as I'm kack handed.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into Jet engines...
What I lack in decorum, I make up for with an absence of tact.