Werewolve or Vampire?

[Miyagi]

I've bit my tongue on this thread for long enough...

No more!

Werewolves and Vampires?

Give yourselves a shake! Call yourselves adults???

You ought to know better...








Maureen O'hara would wipe the floor with the lot of ye!

[JonathanD]

werebadger from the kate daniels series by iiona andrews
i like badgers anyway but to be able to turn into one would be very cool and impress shan of tanith
possibly the strangest thread i've ever posted in

If you are going to have a bottom like a badger, you'll get no rumpy pumpy that's for sure

I've bit my tongue on this thread for long enough...

No more!

Werewolves and Vampires?

Give yourselves a shake! Call yourselves adults???

You ought to know better...








Maureen O'hara would wipe the floor with the lot of ye!

I never proffessed to be mature and adult-like, in fact, I shun such things.

[Miyagi]

I never proffessed to be mature and adult-like, in fact, I shun such things.

My apologies *cough*;

JonathanD once again proving the exception to the rule.

"i" before "e" except after






eejit.

[JonathanD]

My apologies *cough*;

JonathanD once again proving the exception to the rule.

"i" before "e" except after






eejit.

[Miyagi]

Classic JD

One of the funniest illustrations I've ever seen of that time worn adage "Putting the Chook before the Horse".

No need to thank me, I'm here all week - try the lasagne.

[JonathanD]

Classic JD

One of the funniest illustrations I've ever seen of that time worn adage "Putting the Chook before the Horse".

No need to thank me, I'm here all week - try the lasagne.

If you are going to be around all week, we need to start a new thread as some folk may not go by our ethos....

The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.

[Miyagi]

If you are going to be around all week, we need to start a new thread as some folk may not go by our ethos....

The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.

You're right JD (it choked me to type that).

Mods?

Please, please and pretty please with hand carved wooden beads on - can we have a "Mock the Bushcrafter" section?

[JonathanD]

You're right JD

Quoted for truth.

[Miyagi]

Miyagi rushes to the kitchen to wash his laptop out with Carbolic Soap!

[drewdunnrespect]

rofpmsl..................

[Eric_Methven]

[Kat007]

"what i lck in decorum, I make for with an absence of tact"......I can so very relate....

[Kat007]

quite right, growing old is compulsory, growing up isn't....

[cbrdave]

Well, you can have your hairy encounters, but this is what I'm talkin about...

I'll vote for the vamps

[cbrdave]

I'd have to opt for Vampire but of The Daywalker type. You get to vary your diet and get a tan.

Werewolves are fine but it's the mindlessness that doesn't apeal, chasing cars and humping legs that's the downside. However if you're talking Lucian in Underworld, well yeah I could be swayed to change my mind. His pack could change at will and keep their IQ. They also seemed to have immortality too.

Anyone seen this poster? I fell off my chair laughing when I first saw it

[The Ratcatcher]

I agree with Kat007. Growing old is compulsory, growing up isn't.

[DaveBromley]

usually girls get more mature as they get older and bloom into ladies

Men are typically born with one hand up their nose and the other on their crotch and get taller

Dave

[crosslandkelly]

You're all Werewolves. Barking all of you.
Colin.

[demographic]

Mmm, Vampire or Werewolf.
Is there no options that don't involve being a poor lickle misunderstood teenager struggling to come to terms with the world?

[Laurentius]

I couldn't resist posting this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4twr6nDVgU

Humes are the worst.

[crosslandkelly]

Try Being Human, OOPs, Oh s@@t.
Colin.

[hog]

Werewolf.

[Rod Paradise]

Think this thread is a vampire, keeps rising from the dead.

I'd like to be a were, but wolves seem (depending on which books you read - my favourites are the Anita Blake Executioner books), to have too strict a pack structure.... could go for lone wolf but I'd prefer a different predator. Either Tiger (strong, likes swimming), or Jaguar for the same reasons, but probably the favourite would be the Snow Leopard, agility, strength, camouflage, and mountainous living......

[Elen Sentier]

Btw who says vamps have more sex?

Absolutley! Wolves are far more fun and (unless you're a real beginner) you can shift anytime . Am trying to find a good werewofl pic ... I'll prob have to make one. I do have this ...
Grym-to-Leopard-1-Small.jpg

which is where I shift ... ... and it doesn't hurt at all

[S.C.M.]

vampires, werewolves...pffftt....to really have an impact, djin are where it's at! or maybe one of those "eternal hero" types. or a nephelim, as per some random series I once saw.

[Goatboy]

The only thing about being a werewolf is that you'd age in dog years for every day you were a wolf. Say two days a month, thats a fortnight quicker aging a month, double your normal aging and halving your life. Then there's general wear (were) and tear...