Ultimate piece of kit!

[jakunen]

Just finished reading TRAIL and there is one fantastic, must have piece of kit...Must have kit...

It even comes in luminous...

[Adi007]

Don't leave home without one!

[shinobi]

What if your "Ahem" banana doesn't have the requisite curvature to fit in properly, Would you have to bend it by hand to fit?
(Stop giggling at the back!!)

Martin

[bambodoggy]

What if your "Ahem" banana doesn't have the requisite curvature to fit in properly, Would you have to bend it by hand to fit?
(Stop giggling at the back!!)

Martin

Didn't the EU ban or try to ban bendy banana's a while back....? Does it come in a straight model.... :rolmao:

[zambezi]

Myopia sufferers should probably avoid buying the "Mellow Yellow" option....

[EdS]

got one for Christmas - the glow in the dark is really cool. It alos lights up the bottom of your rucksac.

[jakunen]

Myopia sufferers should probably avoid buying the "Mellow Yellow" option....

:rolmao:

[Hoodoo]

:rolmao: :rolmao:

I'm not sayin' a thing... ):

[Pict]

It doesn't come in camo... what good is it? My main problem with the banana is that they don't come in subdued colors to match my gear. Once they turn rotten they match but then what's the point. Mac

[Stew]

Didn't the EU ban or try to ban bendy banana's a while back....?

Naah, it's a myth.

[Kim]

That, is completely brilliant...You'd have to take it to the greengrocers with you though eh, to buy a banana with the right 'curvature'!

[Great Pebble]

Naah, it's a myth.

Actually, it's not. Quite.

The EU did introduce a ruling regarding the sale of mis-shapen fruit of all kinds. Basically a consumer protection thing, geared rather more at industry rather than the private consumer (You don't want to be ordering 10 gross of apples for your Halloween toffee apple factory only to discover that they're all odd ones with dinges and square sides). When it was announced, or read out, or whatever the EU does with these things, some wag suggested that it may impinge upon the straightness of bananas. The Sun picked up on it and constructed a rant about it.

Being a somewhat humourless body the EU then issued a document detailing the fact that they recognised bananas were naturally bent and rather pedantically defined what "bent" meant using wholly unnecessary geometrical descriptions. In doing so they actually, more-or-less, fulfilled the wags suggestion by actually defining the "official" curvature of a banana......

Nobody takes a protractor to bananas.
But there is, in theory at least, an EU standard for banana curvature.

[crofter]

Do they do them in Extra Large?? :wink:
Ade

[JakeR]

:rolmao: you wish...

[Josh]

mmmmmm. i think i'l have 1 in "Ravishing Red" :rolmao: :rolmao: :rolmao: :rolmao: :rolmao:

[Justin Time]

I've got to admit to owning one in the dayglo yellow... works a treat... no more bananas squished over the contents of my bag... and bananas don't grow on trees you know! errr.......

[dean4442]

ok now I can die having seen the most absurd thing ever, although as people are buying them then they can't be that absurd!! I'll have to stay alive just to see what comes next!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (PS no offence meant to anyone who owns one)

[arctic hobo]

I'm sorry, but surely about 50% of the customers must use them as a codpiece :rolmao:

[PurpleHeath]

lets just hope it bends that way! so you can fit it in!

[Moonraker]

Just finished reading TRAIL and there is one fantastic, must have piece of kit...Must have kit...

It even comes in luminous...

He who doesn't use the Search facility.... :roll:

Top Banana! gear item of the year!

...misses out on my funky CucumberGuard!



):

That should satisfy even crofter's needs :rolmao: