Dear Other Halves,
Could you please be so kind as to post the best excuses provided by your "bushcraft nutters" when questioned as to why they have been out Bushcrafting yet again.
I am currently on a yellow card at home and require excuses for:
Staying out waaaaay too long.
Coming back smelling of smoke,
Drying undergrowth and fungi etc on the radiators and airing cupboard.
For my increasing collection of sticks and lumps of wood left by the garden shed.
And finally, for the vast amount of wood shavings blowing all over the garden as I attempt yet another wooden spoon.
Thanks in advance.