Has your other half ever offered to cook you a nice romantic meal for two? Then you find yourself chewing on Rabbit/Pigeon/fish that he has gone and caught himself, gutted himself, skinned himself. Of course he's cooked it himself because you're not going to go anywhere near it! That is until you have to put a tiny bit in your mouth and then you say "Mmm, delicious darling!"
Has your other half ever said "lets have a nice walk in the country". Then you find yourself tromping through the countryside wearing backpacks loaded with axes, knifes, cookers, saucepans and army ration packs?
Is your other halfs idea of a "Hot" date practising fire lighting techniques in the back garden?
His latest toy is a water purifier and he's been testing it out with the water from the rain butt in the back garden. The water looks horrible and disgusting with wriggling things in and lots of black bits. "Look" he says, "Look how clean it comes out!". He thrusts some under my nose. I dutifully have a little sip - "Mmm, delicious darling!"
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