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Barn Owl
23-07-2010, 22:40
Coming off the Fear of the dark thread..
What's your preferred predator?
I'd like to be a werewolf,always loved them,like I do dogs and wolves.
Vampires have always seemed too sly for me...
Eating some good meat for a meal instead of some 'soup' appeals too.
Please move if not in correct category.
JonathanD
23-07-2010, 22:42
The whole changing thing seems a bit painful, I'm going with vampire as they get alot of sex and sleep.
Barn Owl
23-07-2010, 22:46
The whole changing thing seems a bit painful, I'm going with vampire as they get alot of sex and sleep.
We Werewolves will sleep with anything though,changing is just like a good massage after a while...
Any port in a storm...
And I don't look at the Mantlepiece when seeing to the fire..
Well, I'd have to say Vamp. Live for ever ( bar unfortunate accidents involving sunshine, stakes and fires) strong, cool and stylish. Werewolves.. hmm. once every 4 weeks for 3 days of mindless terrorising (a bit like Neds / Chavs I guess) or worse, what if you were a wolf for most of the time and only human for 3 days? Actually that might be a bonus...
Can I be a Yeti, I get to live in the Canadian wilderness then.
Plus the other two don't exist :)
slammer187
23-07-2010, 22:50
I'd say werewolves, vampires are gay sparkly things that want to suck your blood and other stuff...just not my cup of tea really.
Barn Owl
23-07-2010, 22:51
We'll assume we can change when we like and whatever time of day...:D
nolightweight
23-07-2010, 22:53
I'll float my stick with you Tom. Werewolf all the way.
Only a couple of days a month but it's something to look forward to.
Barn Owl
23-07-2010, 22:56
Can I be a Yeti, I get to live in the Canadian wilderness then.
Plus the other two don't exist :)
'Course you can Rich,but fyi sasquatch are the werewolves valets...
Barn Owl
23-07-2010, 22:58
I'll float my stick with you Tom. Werewolf all the way.
Only a couple of days a month but it's something to look forward to.
I'm so itching for the K9's reply..:lmao:
Dormouse
23-07-2010, 23:09
Depends which "rules" apply - which fictions are the source of your Lore.
Werewolf would only be good if you kept your own mind so that you could appreciate and enjoy it. But in most stories it doesn't work that way. You'd have the worry that you'd hurt or even kill someone.
Vamps on the other hand are nearly always cool and charismatic and yes, they do seem to get way more sex!
nolightweight
23-07-2010, 23:25
You'd have the worry that you'd hurt or even kill someone.
Health and Safety for Werewolves? A bit like giving a tank an ASBO but there you go.
Can't be doing with the black cloak/red velvet thang. At least Werewolves get a battle cry.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MRu8N2K0NY
Sounds a touch more menacing than hissing because someone opened the curtains...:lmao:
Barn Owl
23-07-2010, 23:37
I have,sorry, I'd HAVE free will as to my conquisitions...;)
Barn Owl
23-07-2010, 23:39
:confused:Btw who says vamps have more sex?
JonathanD
23-07-2010, 23:44
Well, you can have your hairy encounters, but this is what I'm talkin about...
http://babesmedia.entertainment.ign.c om/babes/image/article/681/681673/hottest-vampire-babes-20060117051653775.jpghttp://www.horrorhotties.com/images/categories/6.jpg
http://nextround.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/aaliyah1.jpghttp://www.thedevilsdemons.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/vampirella.jpg
Dormouse
23-07-2010, 23:50
I like the idea of Health & Safety regulations for supernatural creatures. - having to write up Risk Assessments before going out on the prowl.! :D
Most literature, films, tv has vamps as sexy and alluring and werewolves as a bit rough. Though of course that also has it's appeal! :cool:
Dormouse
23-07-2010, 23:55
JonathanD I think I'm going to have to be a werewolf after all. Looks like I'd have to get a new hairdo to be a vampire and I've never got used to high heels either!
I'd have to be a vampire, the whole vampire story is very sensual, meeting a woman, the 'close encounter' leaving her totally drained and unable to move...crikey, I must already be a vampire:yikes:
No. Both are lame.
I much prefer real myth.
Like, say, introducing one of my boastful virgin friends to a unicorn
And seeing what happens!
No. Both are lame.
I much prefer real myth.
Like, say, introducing one of my boastful virgin friends to a unicorn
And seeing what happens!
You know a Virgin?
They actually exist? Wow...
Siberianfury
24-07-2010, 10:05
depends what sort of werewolf, if its one of those silly teen wolf types then ill go with the vampire, if its somthing more like off underworld i guess it would be bloody fun.
vampires seem a bit gay, i dunno,no sunlight or food, that would drive me nuts, and killing people in the same way for thosands of years would get so boring.
JonathanD
24-07-2010, 11:22
depends what sort of werewolf, if its one of those silly teen wolf types then ill go with the vampire, if its somthing more like off underworld i guess it would be bloody fun.
vampires seem a bit gay, i dunno,no sunlight or food, that would drive me nuts, and killing people in the same way for thosands of years would get so boring.
Depends which vampire you are mate. Many authors have them walking around in daylight no problem at all. Although, living forever isn't really appealing.
The Joker
24-07-2010, 12:25
Me...........Werewolf most definitely!
MartinK9
24-07-2010, 16:55
I'm so itching for the K9's reply..:lmao:
http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/7444/picture1kdb.png
You lot have too much time on your hands. :)
Melonfish
24-07-2010, 18:04
We do indeed. i reckon i'd go for the vamp thing, its the tortured loner existence through the ages i find appealing. although i'd have to start my own clubs and find idiotic willing participants to donate blood. after all stalking around at night is dangerous, someone might try to i dunno hunt you down...
i like the idea of seeing the world change, but according to some lore you may have issues with sunlight, holy ground, garlic, silver, running water, oceans, cats, crucifixes and dodgy old men with stakes. i wonder in fact how a vamp would handle being within a space faring race? i.e. in the future we actually find a way to travel properly amongst the stars, there's no way to stop the sunlight/radiation up there!
JonathanD
24-07-2010, 18:06
i wonder in fact how a vamp would handle being within a space faring race? i.e. in the future we actually find a way to travel properly amongst the stars, there's no way to stop the sunlight/radiation up there!
No doubt they will have invented a high factor sunscreen especially for vamps by then, so don't worry.
Boiler suits and welders mask, that would work, would a vampire need any kind of protectio/breathingsystem in space,lets assume the sun thing was sorted could they just go around jumping from one lump of debris to another?
I see none of you have ever considered the sort of nasty bugs these things carry??
rancid badger
24-07-2010, 19:21
I reckon I'd be a "Wereborderterrier":D
R.B.
ArkAngel
24-07-2010, 19:22
Well, you can have your hairy encounters, but this is what I'm talkin about...
http://babesmedia.entertainment.ign.c om/babes/image/article/681/681673/hottest-vampire-babes-20060117051653775.jpghttp://www.horrorhotties.com/images/categories/6.jpg
http://nextround.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/aaliyah1.jpghttp://www.thedevilsdemons.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/vampirella.jpg
Vampire's always make me think of Kate Beckinsale:naughty:
Makes my day a little brighter,
Vamp definitely!
How about a werewolf/vamp hybrid like in underworld! Best of both worlds. Like the Underworld wolves, so much cooler then the decadent lame vampires. Does depend a lot on which take on the myths though. Plus in many takes Vampires bodies are none too though unlike werewolves who are tough as old boots.
My mate kept saying he was a vampire pigeon! (wierd i know)
Shambling Shaman
25-07-2010, 08:11
Many many years ago when I played AD&D on of my characters was a Lycanthrope but a werebear :)
http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q244/rob2nd9th/Bear.jpg
Mesquite
25-07-2010, 08:35
http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/7444/picture1kdb.png
Bad day at the office was it Martin? :lmao::lmao:
I'd have to opt for Vampire but of The Daywalker type. You get to vary your diet and get a tan.
Werewolves are fine but it's the mindlessness that doesn't apeal, chasing cars and humping legs that's the downside. However if you're talking Lucian in Underworld, well yeah I could be swayed to change my mind. His pack could change at will and keep their IQ. They also seemed to have immortality too.
Anyone seen this poster? I fell off my chair laughing when I first saw it
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2681/4112508556_e84636be97.jpg
akacoach
25-07-2010, 08:59
http://www.thegreenhead.com/imgs/american-werewolf-in-london-lifesize-2.jpg
http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/6/28/633818131234189130-WerewolfBabe.jpg
drewdunnrespect
25-07-2010, 10:21
werewolf all the way but it would be permanent wolf cos well being human sucks in comparison
Shambling Shaman
25-07-2010, 11:10
chasing cars and humping legs that's the downside.
? Thats the downside? that's some of the plus stuff I thought,
8thsinner
25-07-2010, 11:43
Favourite predator huh.
An actual predator, not quite immortal living only a few hundred earth years
Intergalactic space travel technology.
Bushcraft for a thousand planets.
Sharp blades
Werewolf, meh, light snack.
Vampire, Mmm sport...
Fun
8thsinner
25-07-2010, 11:44
My partner wants to be a cross breed...so which of you nuts is responsible for this one???
lol
Bondage Teddy
http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j274/QDanT/bondageteddys.jpg
cheers Danny
JonathanD
25-07-2010, 12:16
werewolf all the way but it would be permanent wolf cos well being human sucks in comparison
So Drew.... a wolf then :lmao:
My partner wants to be a cross breed...so which of your nuts is responsible for this one???
lol
Is that a literal question? If so it's probably the left one.
Brilliant Biker my screen is now coverd in bacon and egg!cheers.
MartinK9
25-07-2010, 21:50
Bad day at the office was it Martin? :lmao::lmao:
I'm alright nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooow :lmao::lmao:
I'll get my coat:sulkoff:
My partner wants to be a cross breed...so which of you nuts is responsible for this one???
lol
I thought women were a very "cross" breed anyway, hell hath no fury and all that...
Vampire's always make me think of Kate Beckinsale:naughty:
Makes my day a little brighter,
Vamp definitely!
yepppppppppppppppppp
Gsfgaz,
I've seen you howling at the moon...
Sorry, "singing" by the :campfire: mate. :togo: ;)
Just looked out the window.
Is that a full moon?
Seems everybody is jumping on the vampire train these days
http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j188/rik_uk4/STUFF/20ql85h.gif
Even the pet industry
http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j188/rik_uk4/STUFF/chupacabra.jpg
drewdunnrespect
26-07-2010, 08:07
more of whiskey drinking wolf in reality jonno d
more of whiskey drinking wolf in reality jonno d
You sure about that Drew ? ..........y'know this cloak ? I think the Moot's just got it's first Vampire :D
atb,
M
Mentalpatient
26-07-2010, 20:30
who cares about vamps and werewolves... it has to be Gollum! catching fishes in the stream with your bare hands
actually Van Helsing would be better, you're human, you get the women
and you get to kill those teen wolves and vamps from twilight!
JonathanD
26-07-2010, 20:53
who cares about vamps and werewolves... it has to be Gollum! catching fishes in the stream with your bare hands
Yeah? I can do that, it's called tickling. Or if you want to be technical... poaching.
drewdunnrespect
26-07-2010, 22:08
You sure about that Drew ? ..........y'know this cloak ? I think the Moot's just got it's first Vampire :D
atb,
M
yep i am sure due to the fact i am an animagus wolf (i.e a human who can turn in to a wolf at will for anyone who hasnt read harry potter)
Gailainne
26-07-2010, 22:44
I'm sorry!, Kate Beckinsale, in that costume!! as a vampire!!!, why would you want to be anything else? unless its as someone bitten by her.
Dog Soldiers werewolves, now they were badass, still go with Kate in a heartbeat, or not :rolleyes:
I'll go with werewolf, there are reasons vampires don't leave the cities.
http://darkblueangelsc.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/werewolf.jpg.w300h446.jpg
Wilderbeast
10-08-2010, 19:13
Werewolf I think, on many occasion when someone has really got on my nerves I've thought how great it would be to scare the "bajeezers" out of them and then rip their face of and eat them. Nice :)
vamp no werewolf because they have vamp girlfriends like this
http://a69.g.akamai.net/n/69/10688/v1/img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/rsz/434/x/x/x/medias/nmedia/18/66/99/61/19040062.jpg
Man of Tanith
10-08-2010, 21:43
werebadger from the kate daniels series by iiona andrews
i like badgers anyway but to be able to turn into one would be very cool and impress shan of tanith :)
possibly the strangest thread i've ever posted in
I've bit my tongue on this thread for long enough...
No more!
Werewolves and Vampires?
Give yourselves a shake! Call yourselves adults???
You ought to know better...
Maureen O'hara would wipe the floor with the lot of ye!
JonathanD
10-08-2010, 23:51
werebadger from the kate daniels series by iiona andrews
i like badgers anyway but to be able to turn into one would be very cool and impress shan of tanith :)
possibly the strangest thread i've ever posted in
If you are going to have a bottom like a badger, you'll get no rumpy pumpy that's for sure
I've bit my tongue on this thread for long enough...
No more!
Werewolves and Vampires?
Give yourselves a shake! Call yourselves adults???
You ought to know better...
Maureen O'hara would wipe the floor with the lot of ye!
I never proffessed to be mature and adult-like, in fact, I shun such things.
I never proffessed to be mature and adult-like, in fact, I shun such things.
My apologies *cough*;
JonathanD once again proving the exception to the rule.
"i" before "e" except after
eejit. :D
JonathanD
11-08-2010, 00:04
My apologies *cough*;
JonathanD once again proving the exception to the rule.
"i" before "e" except after
eejit. :D
http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/dre1131l.jpg
Classic JD :D
One of the funniest illustrations I've ever seen of that time worn adage "Putting the Chook before the Horse".
No need to thank me, I'm here all week - try the lasagne.
JonathanD
11-08-2010, 00:18
Classic JD :D
One of the funniest illustrations I've ever seen of that time worn adage "Putting the Chook before the Horse".
No need to thank me, I'm here all week - try the lasagne.
If you are going to be around all week, we need to start a new thread as some folk may not go by our ethos....
The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.
If you are going to be around all week, we need to start a new thread as some folk may not go by our ethos....
The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.
You're right JD (it choked me to type that).
Mods?
Please, please and pretty please with hand carved wooden beads on - can we have a "Mock the Bushcrafter" section?
JonathanD
11-08-2010, 00:28
You're right JD
Quoted for truth.
Miyagi rushes to the kitchen to wash his laptop out with Carbolic Soap!
drewdunnrespect
11-08-2010, 01:50
rofpmsl..................
Eric_Methven
14-09-2010, 00:53
http://www.btinternet.com/~e_methven/images/dr-phil.jpg
"what i lck in decorum, I make for with an absence of tact"......I can so very relate.... :confused:
quite right, growing old is compulsory, growing up isn't.... :D
Well, you can have your hairy encounters, but this is what I'm talkin about...
http://babesmedia.entertainment.ign.c om/babes/image/article/681/681673/hottest-vampire-babes-20060117051653775.jpghttp://www.horrorhotties.com/images/categories/6.jpg
http://nextround.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/aaliyah1.jpghttp://www.thedevilsdemons.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/vampirella.jpg
I'll vote for the vamps:p
I'd have to opt for Vampire but of The Daywalker type. You get to vary your diet and get a tan.
Werewolves are fine but it's the mindlessness that doesn't apeal, chasing cars and humping legs that's the downside. However if you're talking Lucian in Underworld, well yeah I could be swayed to change my mind. His pack could change at will and keep their IQ. They also seemed to have immortality too.
Anyone seen this poster? I fell off my chair laughing when I first saw it
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2681/4112508556_e84636be97.jpg
:lmao::lmao:
The Ratcatcher
14-01-2012, 23:34
I agree with Kat007. Growing old is compulsory, growing up isn't.
DaveBromley
15-01-2012, 00:31
usually girls get more mature as they get older and bloom into ladies
Men are typically born with one hand up their nose and the other on their crotch and get taller
Dave
crosslandkelly
05-04-2012, 20:33
You're all Werewolves. Barking all of you.
Colin.
demographic
05-04-2012, 22:50
Mmm, Vampire or Werewolf.
Is there no options that don't involve being a poor lickle misunderstood teenager struggling to come to terms with the world?
Laurentius
05-04-2012, 23:19
I couldn't resist posting this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4twr6nDVgU
Humes are the worst.
crosslandkelly
06-04-2012, 20:53
Try Being Human, OOPs, Oh s@@t.
Colin.
Werewolf.
http://i1109.photobucket.com/albums/h436/JacksonsFive/werewolf_zpsd00a1bd3.jpg
Rod Paradise
07-01-2013, 01:55
Think this thread is a vampire, keeps rising from the dead.
I'd like to be a were, but wolves seem (depending on which books you read - my favourites are the Anita Blake Executioner books), to have too strict a pack structure.... could go for lone wolf but I'd prefer a different predator. Either Tiger (strong, likes swimming), or Jaguar for the same reasons, but probably the favourite would be the Snow Leopard, agility, strength, camouflage, and mountainous living......
Elen Sentier
07-01-2013, 11:20
:confused:Btw who says vamps have more sex?
Absolutley! Wolves are far more fun and (unless you're a real beginner) you can shift anytime :). Am trying to find a good werewofl pic ... I'll prob have to make one. I do have this ...
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which is where I shift ... :cool: ... and it doesn't hurt at all :D
vampires, werewolves...pffftt....to really have an impact, djin are where it's at! or maybe one of those "eternal hero" types. or a nephelim, as per some random series I once saw.
The only thing about being a werewolf is that you'd age in dog years for every day you were a wolf. Say two days a month, thats a fortnight quicker aging a month, double your normal aging and halving your life. Then there's general wear (were) and tear...