View Full Version : Nae mince in Moray
OK a wee bit :offtopic: but I thought some of the Scots here may like it...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jP9BtScBQaI
You know how it is...
Goatboy.
Barn Owl
16-05-2009, 21:20
OK a wee bit :offtopic: but I thought some of the Scots here may like it...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jP9BtScBQaI
You know how it is...
Goatboy.
:lmao: fantastic.
scottishwolf
16-05-2009, 21:40
That's a belter mate :)
here's the wurds...
Six in the morn, oot ma baed
Cup o' haet caffee, git the paper raed
Rake in the tinnie fur a wee jam scone
Nihing bit crumbs, fit the hell's gin oan?
Pinsion day, hoose is dry
Mebbe gae tae Murdoch's fur a wee staek pie
Up the street, weel fa did a see?
Doad an' Wully in the Raed Beestee.
Quater tae six, Ah'd better go
She'll wunner far ah am, be up tae high doe
A winner oan ma coupon'll calm hings doon
Itherwise, ah'll be a henpeckit loon!
Came in aboot, nae smell, nae pan
Naeb'dy aroon', fuar'n the hell hiv thae gang?
"Far hiv YOU been?" she girns at me
"Nivir mind that, fuar'n the hell's ma tea?
Fuar's ma mince? Fuar's ma mince?
Haed a wee drap Windsday an' ah've haed nane since.
Plinty o' tatty, big green laef
Ah get a big moan but buggerin' baef!!!
Ah'm oot in a sweat an' ah'm panickin' noo
On the sirch fur a bliddy big coo
Rummel aboot, high and lo
Nihing fur it, awa tae Tesco
Hoof doon the wid, nip in the air
Only wunted ma maet, didna wunt ony mair
Hands in ma poackets and sna oan the grun
Slipped oan the path, a' ah cud dee wis run!
Weel, ah plummeted doon at an affa speed
Christ A'michty ah thocht ah wis deid!
Jist hung oan an staedied the ship
Jeesus min, ah fair swung ma hips!
Goat tae Tesco, jist in time
Nae cloased yit bit that suits me fine
Bit fit'n the hell's this? Shelves bereft
"Wir soary mister, thir"s nae baef left!"
Fuar's ma mince? Fuar's ma mince?
Haed a wee drap Windsday an' ah've haed nane since.
Plinty o' tatty, big green laef
Thir's plinty excuses but nae buggerin' baef!!!
Fit can a man dee? The wurld"s goan tae pot
Nae bliddy wunner a man taks the shot
I dinna wunt the earth an' I couldna gie a dam
Ah'm jist nae in the mood for corned baef nor spam
Ah've a bliddy guid mind tae mak a phone call
Oan tae thae buggers at Interpol
Nae baef, nae maet, fit an affa cairy oan!
At's nae bliddy mince, fit the bliddy hell's yon!!?
Fuar's ma mince? Fuar's ma mince?
Haed a wee drap Windsday an' ah've haed nane since.
Plinty o' tatty, big green laef
Dis naeb'dy care ah've nae buggerin' baef!!!?
(He has no mince)
Fuar's ma bliddy denner min?
(He has no mince)
Fit kinna bliddy caper's this, eh?
Ah'll bliddy mince ye, aye.
OK a wee bit :offtopic: but I thought some of the Scots here may like it...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jP9BtScBQaI
You know how it is...
Goatboy.
Funny as skin cancer.
Funny as skin cancer.
You didnae like it???
BIGWOLFY
17-05-2009, 00:20
This is the funniest thing ive seen ages Classic
alpha_centaur
17-05-2009, 00:42
Whit can ah say pure dead brilliant
sandbender
17-05-2009, 08:02
Magic! :D
.
Doesnt he have an independent butcher who will mince a steak for him?
(Many supermarket butchers will also do this if asked nicely)
Aye Tengu,
there's always McBeth's in Forres... he's pretty good. lol
Barry. A teuchter wi nae mince is an offy hing.
HHHHHMMM! McBeth`s scotch pie!, cold from the shop,
Justin Time
18-05-2009, 10:40
Ah fancy mince'n'tatties noo....
East Coaster
20-05-2009, 18:26
That's a stoater
Oh bugger I'm hungry now...
My mate was on line there saying how nice his tea was... venison mince, wi chappit tatties and peas. And a pot of tea to wash it down. I'm just jealous as I'm on the starvies this month, but guess what I'm having payday?
Goatboy