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(Should I put this in Members Classifieds??? :lol:)
Hmmm. Found out where the cloth for all the charcloth has been coming from - a bit with a still recognisable pattern - my best linen tablecloth! :yikes: :tw: :AR15firin :sword: :banghead: :f: : -l) :z: :***:
You are one strange family :rolmao:
Well, I could use someone around here to keep my knives oiled and sharp... How much does he eat?
Well, I could use someone around here to keep my knives oiled and sharp... How much does he eat? I better not answer that ... :oops:
... on the grounds that he has a GrannyB to hand! :wink:
Justin Time
07-04-2004, 18:39
Adi sleeping in the garden tonight?
Adi sleeping in the garden tonight?Yep. He's building a shelter right now... :wink:
Justin Time
07-04-2004, 18:51
hmm, I don't suppose it's quite the punishment that non-bushcrafters might find it.....
hmm, I don't suppose it's quite the punishment that non-bushcrafters might find it.....I suppose not. I guess that's why the earthworms and woodlice I put in his dinner didn't have the desired effect either! :o):
Just take away his knives for a week or so, that'll have the desired effect :shock:
Just take away his knives for a week or so, that'll have the desired effect :shock:Excellent idea! Why didn't I think of that? :-D
Actually I've come around now. I guess it did make pretty good charcloth. But he still owes me a tablecloth! :wink:
MartiniDave
08-04-2004, 12:53
Kath,
You've come around, but how long till Adi regain consciousness?
Dave
Have you settled on a price yet? I can fix ya up with a good tablecloth if you want to barter. I've been cleaning out the shed so he'll have a roof over his head. My lawn mower and snow blower are in there and a rototiller and my bicycle but I'm sure I can find space for a bivy if I take out all the fertilizer and chemicals. :0:
Have you settled on a price yet? I can fix ya up with a good tablecloth if you want to barter. I've been cleaning out the shed so he'll have a roof over his head. My lawn mower and snow blower are in there and a rototiller and my bicycle but I'm sure I can find space for a bivy if I take out all the fertilizer and chemicals. :0:No I guess I better take him off the market. He's good at sharpening things, making fires and he does make very good charcloth. :lol:
ChrisKavanaugh
08-04-2004, 18:19
Why do I smell a good sreenplay for our Masterpiece Theater on the Public Broadcasting Station? We get lots of brit productions. I see it now, the meek bookkeeper who metamorphises into Herne the Hunter, and encounters crop circle pranksters, poachers, neo pagans, SAS on training manuevers, sheep rustlers, Northumbrian seperatists and french spies landing in rubber dingies. He foils all their nefarious schemes with his woodlore knife and intimate plant knowledge, only to return to the daylight, bemused looks by coworkers and scorn and rebuff from the former model he loves.
Have you settled on a price yet? I can fix ya up with a good tablecloth if you want to barter. I've been cleaning out the shed so he'll have a roof over his head. My lawn mower and snow blower are in there and a rototiller and my bicycle but I'm sure I can find space for a bivy if I take out all the fertilizer and chemicals. :0:No I guess I better take him off the market. He's good at sharpening things, making fires and he does make very good charcloth. :lol:
i would imagin he also makes a good hot water bottle, not to mention pack animal
Why do I smell a good sreenplay for our Masterpiece Theater on the Public Broadcasting Station? We get lots of brit productions. I see it now, the meek bookkeeper who metamorphises into Herne the Hunter, and encounters crop circle pranksters, poachers, neo pagans, SAS on training manuevers, sheep rustlers, Northumbrian seperatists and french spies landing in rubber dingies. He foils all their nefarious schemes with his woodlore knife and intimate plant knowledge, only to return to the daylight, bemused looks by coworkers and scorn and rebuff from the former model he loves.Yes! Of course somebody like that would need a number as well as a name ... 007 perhaps?? :o):
:o): :o): 7, license to kill ... tablecloths!
and he does make very good charcloth
wow! where did you get a tin big enough to fit him in? :shock:
now you've turned him into toast, let me know if you need someone to look after his knife collection :-D
cheers, and.
I see it now, the meek bookkeeper who metamorphises into Herne the Hunter, and encounters crop circle pranksters, poachers, neo pagans, SAS on training manuevers, sheep rustlers, Northumbrian seperatists and french spies landing in rubber dingies.
Thats my life story :-) Except for the northumbian seperatists and french spies, I've met all the others while out on my wanderings.......
:-)
Ed
Ed,
You can have the Northumbria sepratist I share the office with (the boss) if you want to go for the full set.
Anonymous
13-04-2004, 22:10
(Should I put this in Members Classifieds??? :lol:)
Hmmm. Found out where the cloth for all the charcloth has been coming from - a bit with a still recognisable pattern - my best linen tablecloth! :yikes: :tw: :AR15firin :sword: :banghead: :f: : -l) :z: :***:
HAHAHAHA............ BUSTED!! :-D That's made my day !!! (The charcloth worked well at the NEC though :shock: )
Whooops Sorry that was me ^^^^^^^^^ :oops: Dunno how the guest thing happened