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Bushcraft Jokes

Discussion in 'Other Chatter' started by Dean, Jun 25, 2018.

  1. Woody girl

    Woody girl Full Member

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    A guy goes into the army and navy stores. He asks the assistant if he has any camouflage jackets. The assistant says yes, I've got hundreds - but I can't find them! (Billy Connally).
     
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    had to tell the wife i have to go camping on my own in future, Doctors Orders, my Psychiatrist told me not to get too intense.
     
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    woodsorrel Settler

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    Here's some funny bushcraft cartoons:

    1. Outhouse Cartoon
    If you've used developed campgrounds...

    Outhouse Cartoon


    2. Bushcraft Time Change
    This one rocks!...

    Bushcraft Time Change


    3. You be You!
    Nature rebelling against authority.

    You be You!


    4. Are we there yet?
    I use this one all the time.

    Are we there yet?


    - Woodsorrel
     
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    I want to own a camping shop just so I can use that!
     
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    Two fish in a tank, neither could figure out how to drive it.
     
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    Toilet Paper Rope.jpg
    Do you think we change that rope back to toilet paper?
     
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    I was wandering about in the woods when I met an agitated guy who flung his arms done me told me he was so pleased to see me as he'd been lost for three days.


    You should have seen his face when I told him I'd been lost for a week.
     
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    I have that particular talent too! Nice to know that it's a special one I have, eh?
     
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