A new quick and safe method of firelighting !!!

[Nova & Pinky]

I tried looking for a decent lighter on ebay earlier.
All I got was 50,000 matches.

That really shouldn't have made me giggle out loud like it did...

 

[northumbrian]

dude by starting this thread you have missed the start of jeremy kyle!

whereas i was engaged in a meaningful and constructive task of pushing dog poo around the backyard with a hose.
hurrah for half term
the life of a mature(ish) student ; noodles, custard creams and dog turds.:yikes:

Dude im on the rock n roll so pushing dog shat around anywhere whilst getting paid would be extreamly meaningful to me !lol
:viking::viking::viking:

 

[toilet digger]

dude aint getting paid unless my mutts have pockets and wallets that i don't know about!!

 

[decorum]

dude aint getting paid unless my mutts have pockets and wallets that i don't know about!!

Relying on your mutts is an error. You're more likely to find money in a kitty :yikes:

 

[toilet digger]

Relying on your mutts is an error. You're more likely to find money in a kitty :yikes:

picture the scene.....................................................

TUMBLEWEED

 

[northumbrian]

u never heard of doggy ketts ? lol

 

[rik_uk3]

Matches are essential when lighting a good cigar. I don't smoke now be keep dreaming about smoking a bloo*y cigar, a nice one too, a good Cuban.

 

[WeThePeoplexfbm]

what wrong with flint O.O!??!?!?


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Skipp

 

[northumbrian]

what wrong with flint O.O!??!?!?


---
Skipp

im just tooooo lazy.lol

 

[Sleepy Weasel]

Er, i always thought you made fire by rubbing two boy scouts together..........




Or you bring Ray Mears along.




I'll get me coat.

 

[luke_s]

As a budding elf n safety officer, I strongly advise that you use fireproof matches.

 

[Lee Wright]

I thought you made fire by finding a trail of petrol leaking from a baddies crashed car then calmly throwing a fag end into it before turning and slowly swaggering away...

 

[aus bushcrafter]

Yes, why am I the only one in the chemistry class with the means to light a bunsen??

don't worry your not the only one. i carry a bic lighter to light bunsens and the oxy torch in metal work.

 

[Samon]

Matches are essential when lighting a good cigar. I don't smoke now be keep dreaming about smoking a bloo*y cigar, a nice one too, a good Cuban.

have to disagree there mate, I smoked cigars for years and found standard matches made the cigar taste vile unless they were lit on the back end then used to light my cigar. my prefered igniting method was the in car lighter as it never tainted the smoke flavour and always lit evenly. Old Port with tips were my favourite cigars, gave up over 2 years ago though..