1000th Post Giveaway - "Knock, knock..."

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Kerne

Maker
Dec 16, 2007
1,766
21
Gloucestershire
Keeping up with the tradition, I have a little giveaway with which to celebrate my 1000th post:

Five of my leather embossing stamps:
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All in a little goatskin pouch:
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However - since there is no such thing as a free lunch - the goodies will go to the poster of the best "Knock, Knock" joke by Saturday night.

My offering:

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Arthur who
Arthur loaf is better than none.
 

jdlenton

Full Member
Dec 14, 2004
3,002
7
50
Northampton
Cool right here's mine

You have to say it to get it just right

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No your a Poo!!!!


i love working with kids

J*
 

Everything Mac

Bushcrafter (boy, I've got a lot to say!)
Nov 30, 2009
3,112
83
36
Scotland
Knock knock

who's there?? :O


Mike Snifferpippets!

Mike Snifferpippets who??

Geese Its Me Mike - How many Mike Snifferpippets do you know? come on let me in its cold out here!


:D
 

marooned

Settler
Jul 25, 2010
517
8
Somerset
Wow, nice one Kerne...


Knock knock!
Who's there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this!!
 

g4ghb

Bushcrafter (boy, I've got a lot to say!)
Sep 21, 2005
4,320
246
54
Wiltshire
knock knock
whos there?
Doctor
Doctor Who?



snigger......
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well someone had to!
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_scorpio_

Need to contact Admin...
Dec 22, 2009
947
0
east sussex UK
Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Shelby.
Shelby Who?
Shelby coming round the mountain when she comes.
Shelby coming round the mountain when she comes.
Shelby coming round the mountain.
Shelby coming round the mountain.
Shelby coming round the mountain
when she comes.
 

Globetrotter.uk

Bushcrafter (boy, I've got a lot to say!)
Jan 24, 2008
2,063
5
Norwich UK
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Four Eggs!
Four Eggs who ?
Four Eggs ample !

Knock Knock
Who's there?
I Dunnop
I Dunnop Who?
HAHAHAHA YOU DONE A POO!!!!


knock knock
who let the dogs out who who
who let the dogs out who who who?
 

Whittler Kev

Bushcrafter (boy, I've got a lot to say!)
Mar 8, 2009
4,314
12
64
March, UK
bushcraftinfo.blogspot.com
Herwe goes then

Knock knock!
Who's there?
The interrupting old git.
The inte..
So who are you then?

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Sorry. I didn't mean to upset you

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ray Mears
Ray Mears who?
Sorry you must be on the wrong forum

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Abouta
Abouta who?
Abouter timea you gotta a de new door bell init?

Knock knock!
Who's there?

Knock knock!
Who's there?

Knock knock!
Who's there?

Oi! Is anyone going to answer this door?

There lame but there you goo
 

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